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post #1 of 12 Old 09-22-2006, 10:03 AM Thread Starter
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.


New liquor warning labels:

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
WITH you.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your a** kicked
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post #2 of 12 Old 09-22-2006, 10:11 AM
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My Doctor won't prescribe that to me, so I get mine on the black market
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.......Good stuff , that Tequila! I LOVE me some Patron!

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.......Good stuff , that Tequila! I LOVE me some Patron!
Patron Silver, the only alcohol I'll pay $8 a shot for and not care at the end of the night!

On a side note, I decided after last friday night that I will NEVER EVER touch Bacardi 151 EVER again! That sh*t is not meant for human consumption and doing 11 shots of it will make you very bad off!! :headshake
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Bad memories, rather give me some U4!!!!
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that stuff always gets me in trouble. I rarely touch the stuff now.

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post #7 of 12 Old 09-24-2006, 01:52 AM
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I help drink like 3 bottles of Tequila when I was 21 and woke up the next morning with a 34 yr old teacher sleeping next to me.Was still drunk the rest of the day though. Ah good times, Don't touch that stuff anymore.lol

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patron or don julio for me
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New liquor warning labels:

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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And where were these warnings 10 years ago....if only I had known lol

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