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post #1 of 41 Old 10-07-2005, 01:11 PM Thread Starter
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Support Hillary..

A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual."

He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008, so we're taking up a collection for her."

The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About 75 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
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I'll donate a $50.00 gas card towards that cause.
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Hey, I've got five gallons to donate. Where do I send it. I've got matches too!

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I'll go buy that real expensive oxeginated gas if that helps speed things up
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I forgot to mention that the 5 gallons was VP!

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I'll drain the truck and Loca's tank to give to that cause!

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