Story Of The Week - Kawasaki ZX-10R.net
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 6 Old 05-20-2005, 09:20 PM Thread Starter
GP Star
 
litrejunkie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Lancaster, PA
Posts: 3,583
Posting Frequency
Images: 5
    
Smile Story Of The Week

Ladies and gentlemen,
Here's an original weekly short-story from the bizarre mind of Litrejunkie. Word!

No doubt. it was scary, but man, was it fun! My eyes gravitated to the bottom-end of the boardwalk where you could walk out on the pier and look at her as if she were a 4-story shadow hiding a large portion of the Atlantic Ocean. The structure wasn't just a tourist attraction, it was almost a spirit that lurked at the dark-end of the boardwalk. The Haunted Castle in Ocean City, Maryland, scared the shit out of me, but at the same time, it was attractive, too. The actors would hang-out of her fouth-story window wearing white makeup and black lipstick, black robes, long-hair, and maybe a few drops of blood. With Def-Leppard blaring-out in the background from the Himalaya ride across the pier, and the uncanny howl of the ocean breeze made for a chilling, yet exciting experience. The first time I went through the castle, the actors would wreak havoc on those who dared cross its front door. People screamed, the waves slammed against the castle, and I knew it was time to split! Although the moon usually glows-off the east-side of the castle, it was dark enough to make a break out the garbage chute that emptied into the Atlantic Ocean.
I fought the fierce waves, shark-fins, and the cold high-tide that was coming into shore. They didn't see me escape, I was good...but I still had to make it out of the water. I was found 19 nautical miles off-shore by Captain Melvin Star, early next morning. Capt. Star was the Coast Gaurd's finest troop, and he and his crew found me near lunar bowie 49. Thanks guys, that rocked!
So later that evening at Marty's Picnic Ranch, we gave those horses a good shoin' in the ass, ya know just to get 'em moving for the big race. Molly and Jarelle, showed me how to dance "chicken-style" for the next 2-weeks. When I awoke in the Dade County Correctional Facility with Irena under one arm, a bottle of good booze under the other, and a whopper of a headache. Wheww, man, those last two weeks really knocked my ass in the dirt. But then again,
Egyptian sidewinder banana soup was served bedside that morning.
So in the end, the Haunted Castle burned-down in the mid '90s. When I returned to visit it again I was a bit disappointed to see it was gone. They took the insurance money and built some other stupid kiddie rides. The music was gone, but the nostalgia still lingers in the ocean breeze...the actors gone, the EPA cleaned-up the ocean garbage dump, and I still have the rolling papers and bottle of booze Irena gave me the night we met in the castle.
Good night.


Gettin' jiggy wit it!
litrejunkie is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 6 Old 05-20-2005, 09:33 PM
GP Star
 
Austin10RPowers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Austin, Texas
Posts: 2,075
Posting Frequency
   
Talking

Drugs are bad! mmmkay! wait, I forgot what I was talking about!

My bike won masterbike...did yours?
I didn't think so...

Austin10RPowers is offline  
post #3 of 6 Old 05-20-2005, 11:46 PM
Track Day Rider
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 174
Posting Frequency
 
were you at work or...... uhhh damn that was such a waste of time i stoped three sentences in to start on the flaming. Worst thread ever!!!

I AM ME SO F U.
XORRO is offline  
post #4 of 6 Old 05-21-2005, 12:02 PM
GP Star
 
Louks03's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Altus AFB, OK
Posts: 2,620
Posting Frequency
 
Send a message via AIM to Louks03 Send a message via MSN to Louks03 Send a message via Yahoo to Louks03
LOLOL ... theres a reason this is called the outhouse. This is the official wast of time forum.... If you have a life this place isnt for u..

www.doodie.com
Louks03 is offline  
post #5 of 6 Old 05-21-2005, 03:26 PM
Post Whore
 
Chads10R's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 6,238
Posting Frequency
Images: 2
       
Send a message via AIM to Chads10R Send a message via Yahoo to Chads10R
Quote:
Originally Posted by Louks03
LOLOL ... theres a reason this is called the outhouse. This is the official wast of time forum.... If you have a life this place isnt for u..
Amen brother!!

"Dum Spiro Spero"
(While I breath, I hope)
www.citadel.edu

2004 Black ZX-10R


"An it Harm None, Do What Ye Will"
Chads10R is offline  
post #6 of 6 Old 05-21-2005, 03:48 PM
GP Star
 
BNninja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: any hole will do
Posts: 3,311
Posting Frequency
 
Send a message via Yahoo to BNninja
i can't believe i read teh whole thing...drugs are bad

"Bikes are like women: beat them like a whore, they can take it and you will like the moaning you hear."
BNninja is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Kawasaki ZX-10R.net forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in











Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
CNN Biker Story FrEteGi The ZX-10R 13 03-24-2005 04:28 PM
Bike Week And Races Pics treyzx10r Pictures and Videos 7 03-18-2005 09:04 PM
The Harley Story Alex31 The Out House 4 03-14-2005 02:59 AM
MYRTLE BEACH BIKE WEEK zx9&10r The ZX-10R 2 05-20-2004 05:45 PM
Arriving next week in Australia chicken The ZX-10R 7 03-10-2004 10:38 PM

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome