Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: S. Texas, US of A
A friend came out of a bar one night to find his bike laying on it's side.....
In this case, the jerk had been sitting on the bike and when it fell over he got his leg trapped underneath the bike.
As the owner of the bike approached, the hapless trapped jerk called to the bikes owner and said: "Hey buddy, how about helping me here. I was sitting on my bike and it fell over and I can't pick it up". Well the true owner of the bike did pick it up off of the jerk. Unfortunately he wasn't awake at the time.