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post #1 of 9 Old 03-03-2007, 05:00 PM Thread Starter
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A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going
to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

I knew a girl so ugly; they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

My wife is such a bad cook that if we leave dental floss in the kitchen, the
roaches hang themselves.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging naked in front of my house. I
asked "Why?" He said, "Because you came home early."

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the
Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. Last night, she called me from
Chicago.

Some days will stay a thousand years, some pass like the flash of a spark.
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OMG are you quoting the Rodney Dangerfield Joke book! LOL ...7 more!

Three things that don't remain hidden for long, the moon, the sun and the truth!
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down right funny

Rain. Whats is this Rain i keep hearing?.
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OMG are you quoting the Rodney Dangerfield Joke book! LOL ...7 more!

Nope, just passing them on from a friend who emailed them to me. Thought they were funny so....

Some days will stay a thousand years, some pass like the flash of a spark.
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You are really trying to make it to 6000 arent you.

For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 8:38-39
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Nope, just passing them on from a friend who emailed them to me. Thought they were funny so....
Nothing wrong with them, I could just hear RD in my head as I was reading!

Three things that don't remain hidden for long, the moon, the sun and the truth!
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the worst bit about reaching a post milestone is that the next one is even further away than the one you just reached...

Once i thought more than two strokes was masturbation. Now I realise that 4 feel better, and who am I to argue with my feelings.


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