Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Corpus Christi, Texas
shenanigans joke request
As you wish. Enjoy:
A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going
to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
I knew a girl so ugly; they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
My wife is such a bad cook that if we leave dental floss in the kitchen, the
roaches hang themselves.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging naked in front of my house. I
asked "Why?" He said, "Because you came home early."
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the
Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. Last night, she called me from
Some days will stay a thousand years, some pass like the flash of a spark.