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post #1 of 22 Old 02-27-2007, 06:11 PM Thread Starter
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Rules of the South...

Somehow, I felt this belonged in this forum...

The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!!


1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked.

3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one.

5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.

11. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!! Real chili never met a tomato!

13. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.

16. Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities, Universities, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come for the holidays.

17. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines. So don't mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.

18. The south is the greatest!! If you are from the south you are part of the best people in the USA!!


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You did this because of Hill, right?

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You did this because of Hill, right?
Damn, I'm caught....

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I know that is a fake. There was proper punctuation in that letter! lol!

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lunitk should see this, seeing as he's getting tired of winters where he lives now.

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lunitk should see this, seeing as he's getting tired of winters where he lives now.
82 deg.here today! I saw a couple of mistakes...or at least to me.We like tomatoes in the chili but it must be cooked a long time.Where is I40?It must be up North somewhere.Ride safe.....Les
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All true and if you do not like it you can kiss my grits.
And they forgot one important one your tea must be sweet.

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My wife cooks some fantastic chili. Easy too. Calls it "ten can chili". And yes there are plenty of tomatoes in it, just the way I like it.

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All true and if you do not like it you can kiss my grits.
And they forgot one important one your tea must be sweet.
texas reppin here!!

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