Freaks me out when I see people LOOKING for trouble. I can't help but think how did they survive this long..
I pull up at a light. Two lanes going straight through an intersection, One to turn right.
I'm in the line on the left. On my right is a big opening because the car over there stopped like 2-3 cars back.
I decide switch over to that lane/ I'm turning right pretty soon anyway..
As I pull up to the car in the middle lane, right in front of me I notice a girl sticking her hand out the window flipping me the bird.
At this point I've already stopped about 5 feet behind this car.
I'm thinking she must think I was going to lane split. But I am right dab in the middle of the lane.
She STILL flipping me the bird.
I have one foot on the ground and now she's waving her finger in the mirror saying no no no.
She then jerks her car to the left to block any attempt to lane split. WTF No one was lane splitting wako!
Now I'm like, this chick is crazy. Not to mention there's a turning lane to our right, which is the way I would have went if I was ever considering getting to the front.
At this point I wanted to get off the bike and tell her to f*&^ herself, but it's a girl and I believe approaching her car would be considered threatening, and I'm not going to threaten a girl.
But I had to give her the your crazy sign by circling my ear with my hand. I didn't even give her the bird back mind you.
The light turns green, she punches it and rolls down her window waving something that looked like strings with balls on the end or something.
Flips me the bird, threatens me with something, because she THOUGHT I might be thinking about lane splitting.
Imagine what she would do if somebody actual DID somethng she didn't like.
If my wife was with it would have been UGLY.