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post #1 of 7 Old 10-31-2005, 11:51 AM Thread Starter
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Four people are in a train carriage- an Englishman,a Frenchman, a pretty young blonde and an old woman. The train goes into a tunnel and there's the sound of a slap. When it emerges, the Frenchman is rubbing a red mark on his cheek. The old woman thinks:"I bet that Frenchman fondled the young blonde in the dark and she slapped him." The blonde thinks:" I bet that Frenchman tried to fondle me, got the old lady by mistake and she hit him." The Frenchman thinks:" I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but she thought it was me and hit me." The Englishman thinks:" I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can slap that Frenchman again!"

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post #2 of 7 Old 10-31-2005, 12:05 PM
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lol, thats hilarious

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good one danno!

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A toast. Thats a good one.
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