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post #1 of 18 Old 01-15-2007, 04:31 PM Thread Starter
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Redneck pick up lines

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you in I were Squirrels,
I'd store my nuts inyer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break tice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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u got rep fer making me crack up....

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i think i have used a couple of those before.

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14) You have the whitest white part of the eye i have ever seen.

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Rep yur way my friend. I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.

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..especially #6....

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I thought about you when I read that one.

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That's too funny.

It might be irrelevant, but fvck-it...
I'm telling it.
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