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post #1 of 7 Old 01-21-2007, 05:31 PM Thread Starter
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Talking pickup lines for everyone!!!

Lines to pick up regular chicks

Your parents must be retarded, because you're special

You must be high jumper, because you make my bar rise

Your name must be Windex, because I can see myself in you

Your name must be Visa, because your body is everywhere I want to be

Your daddy must have been a terrorist, because you are the bomb!

You're the one I've been saving this seat for

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Can I flirt with you?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing
you do with your tongue

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning

If I were you, I'd have sex with me

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

If you were the last woman and I were the last man on earth, we could do it in public.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover. You shouldn't go home without me.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

(Grab her tush) Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns

You must be a library book 'cause I've been checking you out

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you

You remind me of a compass, because I'd be lost without you.

Your feet must be tired -- 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

You're so hot, you must be real reason for global warming

You look a lot like my next girlfriend

Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Hi, I'm Bill Clinton, but you can call me Bubba!

Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?

Do you have any Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc. in you? (She says: No) Want some?

Hi, how do you feel today? (She says: Fine) I asked how you felt, not how you look!

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (She says: No) Wanna go upstairs and talk?

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?

If I gave you negligée for your birthday, would there be anything in it for me?

I hang out here to avoid the pressures of being a Kennedy

I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?

Excuse me miss, but I've always wanted to date a supermodel

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

If I told you you had a beautiful body/chest, would you hold it against me?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together

What good is inheriting 2.7 million dollars when you have a weak heart?

Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by again?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away!

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

How about you and me have a party - and invite your pants down

I'm a fertility god in some underdeveloped nations

Is your last name Gillette? Because you're best a man can get!

I'm gay, straighten me out!

I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow

My roommate's a sound sleeper!

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute

Stand still so I can pick you up!

You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan

Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you

Take me drunk, I'm home!

Extra romantic lines to pick up hot chicks

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you

The last time I saw you, I was dreaming

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Give a rose to her and say: I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are

Is there a rainbow here? Because you're the treasure I've been searching for

Do you have a map? (She says: No, why?) Because I keep getting lost in
your eyes

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look bad

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

I must have died and gone to Heaven, because I am seeing an angel!

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

If you spot her waiting in a restaurant/theater/club: If he doesn't show up, I'll be right over here

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself

If water were beauty you'd be an ocean

Lines to pick up redneck chicks

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue

Honey, I'm hotter than a rooster in a hen house!

Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?

You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby?

I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas.

I got a six pack of Busch and the new Hank Williams Jr. CD

Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires.

Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?

God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway

Get in the truck, sis!

Pick-up lines for elves only

I'm down here!

Just because I've got bells on my feet doesn't mean I'm a sissy!

I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys

I'm a magical being. Take off your bra

I get a thimbleful of tequila into me and I turn into a wild man!

You'd look hot in a Raggedy Ann wig

All day I make toys -- all night I make love

We don't see many happening' ladies north of the Arctic Circle

That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there

I can get you off the naughty list

I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly

I've got something you can hang a wreath on

Pick-up lines that just won't work

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not going to suck itself

Hi, my name is ____. Don't forget it, because you'll be screaming it later on tonight.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag

That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?


10 Best

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special

My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulups together

You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks

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post #2 of 7 Old 01-21-2007, 05:40 PM
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very funny there....and also rep worthy fer me......lol

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some good ones there for sure
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some more

If you and I were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

The word of the day is legs; why don't you come to my house and spread the word.

Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you

Hi. Are you cute?

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

I'm easy. Are you?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
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Good stuff, 3 more from me if they aren't mentioned above.

- (reaches to the label tag of her tshirt) Just as I thought, made in Heaven.
- I became religious since I met you, now I believe in angels.
- Your legs must be hurting, cause you've been running through my mind all night.
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Thats some funny stuff.....

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Good stuff, 3 more from me if they aren't mentioned above.

- (reaches to the label tag of her tshirt) Just as I thought, made in Heaven.
- I became religious since I met you, now I believe in angels.
- Your legs must be hurting, cause you've been running through my mind all night.
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