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post #1 of 50 Old 11-10-2010, 04:40 PM Thread Starter
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Oooouuuch!

So a good friend of mine earlier this year finds herself a new boyfriend. He seems like a nice guy, smart, he's good to her, works as a doctor (doctors make crazy money down here in australia). Everyone seems to be happy for her.
A few months into the relationship she starts getting a lil bit of a rash downstairs, so she goes off to see the doctor about it. She gets tested, and on her follow up appointment the doctor starts asking her some questions......
Doctor: "Are you sexually active at the moment?"
Girl: "Yes, but only with my boyfriend....."
Doctor: "Can you please give us his contact details?"
Girl: " Ok......?"
The police arrive at the boyfriends house and now he's in jail. Turns out she caught an STD that you can only get from having sex with dead people, and the guy worked in a morgue.....go figure.

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post #7 of 50 Old 11-10-2010, 05:11 PM
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BTW, what the heck kinda std can a person get from a cadavar?






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BTW, what the heck kinda std can a person get from a cadavar?






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I've heard of something like this but I'm pretty sure it's just a fungus, not an STD. Hey, what do I know though?!

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yeah im not sure if it was an STD or not but it was somethin fucked up goin downstairs....

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