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post #1 of 9 Old 08-31-2006, 09:42 AM Thread Starter
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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a
country road in upstate NY one evening when an old cow
walked in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid
it but couldn't. The old cow was hit and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and
explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the
car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the
car with his clothes in disarray and his face was
smeared with lipstick. He was holding a half empty
bottle of expensive wine in one hand and an expensive
Cuban cigar in the other, smiling happily from cheek
to cheek.

"What happened?" demanded Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the
cigar, his wife gave me the wine and their beautiful
twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" insisted Hillary.

The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's
driver, and I just killed the old cow. Things kinda
got confused after that.
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Hadn't heard that one before.
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Still funny. The original joke was Bill Clinton's driver and he hit a pig.

Don't confuse me with facts, my mind is already made up.
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Very funny. She is a big pile o' sh*t.
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post #6 of 9 Old 08-31-2006, 04:13 PM
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post #9 of 9 Old 08-31-2006, 06:28 PM
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Two good ones Hale.

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