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New name for viagra

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For
example, Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called
Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has
settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form,
and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use
as a
mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to
the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned
"stiff
drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should
be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely
no recollection of what to do with them.
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Good one. I printed that out and passed it around the plant this morning.
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