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I was very bored and found this on Yahoo Answers.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...5234636AA8rZFe

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Haha that's funny! How do people come up with this stuff?

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I liked "Tony's" responce the best...

You need three spells for this —
Spell 1. The "get a fresh dolphin" spell
Spell 2. The "get a chainsaw" spell
Spell 3. The "stitch two bits together" spell
Your wife only wants to be a mermaid so that she doesn't have a vagina anymore. It is her way of discreetly telling you that you are useless at sex.

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I liked "Tony's" responce the best...

You need three spells for this —
Spell 1. The "get a fresh dolphin" spell
Spell 2. The "get a chainsaw" spell
Spell 3. The "stitch two bits together" spell
Your wife only wants to be a mermaid so that she doesn't have a vagina anymore. It is her way of discreetly telling you that you are useless at sex.

I was bored, read this thread, and at least i can say i got a laugh at tony's response too.
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i liked "tony's" responce the best...

You need three spells for this —
spell 1. The "get a fresh dolphin" spell
spell 2. The "get a chainsaw" spell
spell 3. The "stitch two bits together" spell
your wife only wants to be a mermaid so that she doesn't have a vagina anymore. It is her way of discreetly telling you that you are useless at sex.

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I liked "Tony's" responce the best...

You need three spells for this —
Spell 1. The "get a fresh dolphin" spell
Spell 2. The "get a chainsaw" spell
Spell 3. The "stitch two bits together" spell
Your wife only wants to be a mermaid so that she doesn't have a vagina anymore. It is her way of discreetly telling you that you are useless at sex.

I copied this one and was ready to paste, but you beat me to it.

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