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post #1 of 14 Old 10-08-2005, 08:51 PM Thread Starter
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> On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband
and
> asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
> aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
> This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the
next
30
> years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
> clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
> Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find
her
> husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he
> explained that his employer
> was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and had let
> him go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find
another
> position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore,
> they were financially ruined.
> Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty
years
of
> deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed
him
> certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over
$2
> million, and informed him that they were one of the largest
depositors
> in the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him
for
sex,
> these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her
savings
and
> investments.
> Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3
million,
her
> husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found
his
> voice and blurted, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
> have given you all my business!"
> THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!
>
> You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths
shut
> ...
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I thought it was just adorable





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Sounds like a good investment plan!!!

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Who needs a 401k plan when the wifey can just take care of everything
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I'm thinking this is a good plan. May have to up the ante though since that was 20.00 started 30 yrs ago. Might have to at least double it. Might need a second job to make the payments.





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That was pretty funny.

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I'm thinking this is a good plan. May have to up the ante though since that was 20.00 started 30 yrs ago. Might have to at least double it. Might need a second job to make the payments.
Have to up the mattress prefomance to equal the payout tho

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