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post #1 of 8 Old 04-07-2008, 01:49 PM Thread Starter
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These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong..
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as motorcycles or football.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping...
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post #2 of 8 Old 04-07-2008, 10:23 PM
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i loved them all, and the last one is the god honest truth. the couch is by the pc, in front of the big screen tv with my playstation, and satellite dish, dvr player. 20ft away from the kitchen for a quick turn around time on getting snacks. with the sliding glass door to the side garden to pee if needed. and it's the shortest distance to my riding gear and my 10r which is parked right outside on the patio........

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i loved them all, and the last one is the god honest truth. the couch is by the pc, in front of the big screen tv with my playstation, and satellite dish, dvr player. 20ft away from the kitchen for a quick turn around time on getting snacks. with the sliding glass door to the side garden to pee if needed. and it's the shortest distance to my riding gear and my 10r which is parked right outside on the patio........

T-Bird: This is the really real world, and there ain't no comin' back.

T-Bird: Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.
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post #4 of 8 Old 04-10-2008, 01:56 PM
I really need to get out of the house
 
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These are funny. Girls don't like them cause they are true
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post #5 of 8 Old 04-11-2008, 02:39 PM
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That is hilarious, loved them all, thanks.
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post #6 of 8 Old 04-11-2008, 02:41 PM
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Silly boys ninjas are for GIRLS
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"... You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down."


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Man they all good I love number 16 i just went through that recently and she didnt like my answer
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