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post #1 of 7 Old 09-28-2006, 12:35 PM Thread Starter
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Little Johnny

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They learn young!
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>POLITE WAY TO PEE
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>During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
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>asked her students the following question:
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>"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
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>would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
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>Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
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>The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
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>What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry,
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>really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
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>"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
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>the dinner table.
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>And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us
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>I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
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>shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
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>after dinner."
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>The teacher fainted.
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post #2 of 7 Old 09-28-2006, 12:41 PM
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"Any man who says he is an AMERICAN, but something else also, isn't an AMERICAN at all.
We have room for but one flag, the AMERICAN FLAG .... We have room for but one language here, and that is the ENGLISH LANGUAGE...
And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the AMERICAN PEOPLE" TR
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post #3 of 7 Old 09-28-2006, 09:33 PM
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That was cute!


Gettin' jiggy wit it!
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post #4 of 7 Old 09-28-2006, 09:38 PM
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I'm really getting to like all these little Johnny jokes. Pretty good.
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Thats freaking funny...........................

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post #6 of 7 Old 09-29-2006, 09:30 AM
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Little Johnny is the man, he must ride a ZX10.

I just wanna ride!
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post #7 of 7 Old 09-29-2006, 10:57 AM
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LOL! That was great!
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