All I can say is WOW.
What on earth is going to make the Mozilla Seabird 2D oldschool and useless?
The newer phone will LITERALLY have to prick a blood sample (like diabetics do twice a day) and use some app that gives you your %100 yearly check up for everything that regular Doc and blood test would do. Cholest/blood sugar, cancer, hiv, and the other 45 chemicals and ranges you should be in with Min & Max.
Then another app where you look into the camera and it does your eye test for your visial all this while it's sending your local drug store you prescriptions based on all the prognoses and if your vision got worse you can browse the designer glasses and they'll be ready in an hour at your closest Lens Crafters.
I am sure a few of you are like ya sure what ever Static.
But then again, if you could go back and ask your Dad's great grandfather about a cell phone and he'll be looking at you funny and wondering what cell means lol.
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