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post #1 of 11 Old 03-08-2007, 09:24 AM Thread Starter
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Talking "I hate my job"

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this on your way home from work. Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson .Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair .Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in the small print there is a statement that reads "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson. HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.

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post #2 of 11 Old 03-08-2007, 09:26 AM
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LMAO thats terrible!! LOL

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how sanitary

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Hey my last employer must have been the chief tester and in charge of QC for them. That explains a lot!

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Iíve have heard that the difference between an oral and anal thermometer is the taste???

Hmm who would take a job like that???

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