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post #1 of 14 Old 01-29-2007, 06:42 PM Thread Starter
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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a spong bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight responce on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. THe nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked".
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post #2 of 14 Old 01-29-2007, 06:55 PM
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my expression went from...:headshake to i was reading that story
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf

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post #10 of 14 Old 03-14-2011, 09:50 AM
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typical male only thinking of themselves!!!!.....

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