Hill vs the gator
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a
party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Hill, the only redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Hill was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating
gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve
to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Hill in the pool!
Hill was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Hill was jabbing the
gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and
choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Hill and the
gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Hill strangled the gator and
let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Hill then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at
him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Hill, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Hill.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Hill.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Hill said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Hill, then what do you want?"
Hill said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool.