Join Date: May 2004
Location: Newport Beach, CA
For Hill, and the rest of you Texans...
A man walks into a bar where the patrons are laughing together.
"What's so funny?" he asks.
The bartender answers, "Oh, we're just taking the names of our hometown baseball teams and tweaking them so they come out badly."
"Here's mine," says a woman at the bar, "The New York Yank-Me's!"
"Mine's the Houston Disastros!" says another bar patron.
"The Seattle Moroners!"
"The Chicago Flubs!"
The bartender looks at the new guy and says, "So how can you change your home squad's name so that it sounds like a joke of a team?"
The man looks up at the bartender sadly and sighs, "Oh, that's easy; you can just call them the Texas Rangers."