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The Hill-Billy Vasectomy

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough
as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and
his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10"

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool
in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"


"2"


"3"


"4"


"5"




(you'll love this......)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and

resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas,
Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia, and D.C.
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Funny as hell- but have you noticed that Rednecks or Hillbillies are the last group that it is politically correct to joke about, at least if your white.

"The Redneck Manifesto" by Jim Goad is a great book discussing that. Friend gave it to me after he had to read it in law school.

Try replacing another minority into that joke and tell it on tv- Leno could tell it, as it is written here, on his show no problem. Interesting I think.

Still - funny though. Just made me remember that point.
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Hillcountry will enjoy this.

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I hear that joke works in so. calli too ;)

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I hear that joke works in so. calli too ;)
Yes, but only for the illegals, and then it's:

uno

dos

tres

etc.

Oh yeah - there's only 1 'L' in California Bubba!

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Yes, but only for the illegals, and then it's:

uno

dos

tres

etc.

Oh yeah - there's only 1 'L' in California Bubba!
It is also in limited use in california due to Lack of strait folks to need it.

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Yeah I guess that's right, I haven't heard of many steers there.

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