Before I left for work today, I walked out to the garage, and I....
But there she was...sitting there so sexy, a romantic piece of machined poetry.
A wavey rotor sets her-off in style, oh baby..why you do me like that?
I run my hands across the seat...and stick my nose in the exhaust pipe, and take a huge whiff! I don't know if I can wait another moment....do I really have to work today??Nah, of course not! But I really do, damn-it! Just a few more minutes alone with her, then I'll go...
I climb-up on the tank, lean over the front-end, and stare at her headlights upside-down. I inch forward even more...'till I'm hangin'-on the grips by my feet, and I'm huggin' the forks like a long-lost lover. I gently caress her front tire with the tip of my nose. Then I stop for a second because I don't want it to end too soon.
The phone rings, but I pay no mind to it. It's getting hot in here..maybe I should take some clothes off, yea? I double check the lock on the garage door, and I imagine how I could enhance the moment. Lights out...music on...Music LOUD, brotha!! Turn it up, man! Light one up, man....Mmmmmm...smells good in here now, I turn the fan on...We dance together...beep the horn, flash the lights....awe, baby...rev the frickin' engine LOUDER, mama! Head spining, garage floor is lava-like...with ocean waves crashing at her tires...Gotta get to work, soon, though! Just a minute or so more, ya know? There I am..and there she is,,I gotta leave her for a little bit..but I'll return soon enough. Then the weekend will be here. Alright, we'll have a good time then, ya know? Ah yea, man..I'll get right on top of her and show her some real good-lovin'. I'll ride 'er real good thru the hills.
Turn-up the smell in here, man! yeeeaaaaa.
I tell her to wait for me to come home, as she winks with an amber-colored flushmount. No doubt, sumthin's goin' on, yea?
So I say, love me 2 times baby..love me twice today, love me 2 time baby-I'm goin'g away. Love me 2time girl, once for tomorrow, once just for today....Love me 2 time, yea, I'm going awaaaaaaaaaay!