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Funny little bit....

So I'm driving around enjoying the scenery and as usual I'm doing "slightly" better than the speed limit. As I cross over a bridge I look back to see a cop tucked back behind the railing. Sure enough, here comes the lights and I pull over. Standard license and registration stuff. Here's where it gets good.

"Where you going in such a hurry?"

"Actually officer, I'm on my way to work."

"What do you do that is so important?"

"Well, I'm a rectum stretcher."

"A what? Come again?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher"

" I got to hear this. How does that work?"

"Well, first I work in one finger, then a second and so on until I've got one hand in. Then I start with the other hand. Once I get both hands in I just start pulling and stretching and pulling until its about six feet."

"You mind telling me what the hell you do with a six foot arsehole?"

"You give him a radar gun and stick him behind a bridge."

ticket= $198
look on the cops face = PRICELESS

(the above is not a true story)

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It's funny when you find them hiding behind stuff and you ride by and wave right at the posted speed limit.....

Sometimes cops will follow you but hang back a car or so behind...Usually they like get right on the tail of big SUV a couple of cars back and use it as cover as they're trying to wait and see if you'll get on the gas...

I've caught a few of them trying to pull that and I'll slow down till they become aware that I can see their cover is blown and wave at them...LOL..I've seen some fustrated looks.

That's why it's always important to be very aware of your surroundings before get aggressive with the throttle.
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It's funny when you find them hiding behind stuff and you ride by and wave right at the posted speed limit.....

Sometimes cops will follow you but hang back a car or so behind...Usually they like get right on the tail of big SUV a couple of cars back and use it as cover as they're trying to wait and see if you'll get on the gas...

I've caught a few of them trying to pull that and I'll slow down till they become aware that I can see their cover is blown and wave at them...LOL..I've seen some fustrated looks.

That's why it's always important to be very aware of your surroundings before get aggressive with the throttle.
yeah, it's really funny. The cops seem to like surprise and assume most are on the phone or not paying attention. I get that too..like I didn't see them and they were waiting for me to hit it...doesn't happen and they have to look for new prey.
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