A jumbo jet is just coming into the Atlanta Airport on its
final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your
Captain. We're on our final descent into Atlanta. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Atlanta".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane
hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to
the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Atlanta?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the
hotel and take a big crap.... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner..... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new
Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.
She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to
the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle,
s he trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear.
He's gotta take a $hit first."