Female Evolution - Kawasaki ZX-10R.net
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 14 Old 06-02-2006, 12:05 PM Thread Starter
GP Star
 
Zega's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: South Africa
Posts: 2,014
Posting Frequency
   
Talking Female Evolution

What's the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story.
At 78 - You can get out of bed, that's another story.
Zega is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 14 Old 06-02-2006, 03:19 PM
WSB Rider
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 626
Posting Frequency
Images: 1
 
Send a message via AIM to kawiman88
That was a good one....
kawiman88 is offline  
post #3 of 14 Old 06-02-2006, 03:21 PM
GP Rider
 
madkaw's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Charlotte NC
Posts: 1,428
Posting Frequency
   

He who dies with the most toys wins!
NESBA #24993
madkaw is offline  
post #4 of 14 Old 06-02-2006, 03:25 PM
GP Rider
 
ZXTOM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: San Diego
Posts: 1,538
Posting Frequency
   




age 28, so true!!..........

.
“Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory.” --General George S. Patton
ZXTOM is offline  
post #5 of 14 Old 06-02-2006, 04:00 PM
GP Star
 
pongo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Murrieta, Ca
Posts: 3,118
Posting Frequency
         
pongo is offline  
post #6 of 14 Old 06-02-2006, 05:12 PM
GP Star/Official Spam Spotter
 
cain772's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: 651 miles south of BD in sunny san diego
Posts: 5,756
Posting Frequency
Images: 3
       
Send a message via AIM to cain772 Send a message via Yahoo to cain772
good one
cain772 is offline  
post #7 of 14 Old 06-02-2006, 08:07 PM
GP Star
 
RickRoush03's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: DC
Posts: 4,118
Posting Frequency
       
nice!!

"Lead, Follow, or get the hell outta my way!!"

Blue 2004 ZX-10R
- 152.5rwhp 77.6rwtq - more than I need

Red 2003 Jack ROUSH Classic #8 of 50
- 375rwhp 381rwtq
RickRoush03 is offline  
post #8 of 14 Old 06-02-2006, 08:30 PM
I really need to get out of the house
 
rocketracermike's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: mesa,az
Posts: 10,362
Posting Frequency
Images: 1
           
who said this forum wasn't educational

Rain. Whats is this Rain i keep hearing?.
rocketracermike is offline  
post #9 of 14 Old 06-02-2006, 08:44 PM
MIA mod
 
gpz1100's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Corpus Christi, Texas
Posts: 11,624
Posting Frequency
           
funny

Some days will stay a thousand years, some pass like the flash of a spark.
gpz1100 is offline  
post #10 of 14 Old 06-03-2006, 06:37 AM
Post Whore
 
Sgtusmc96's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Cedar Hill Tx
Posts: 6,354
Posting Frequency
           
Lol

04 Green ZX-10R, Evo II Header, Evo Canister, PCIIIUSB, BMC Race Filter, Vortex adj. Rearsets, Scorpio Alarm, Scotts Damper, Ivan's TRE, Ivan PCIII USB Map, Ivan's Kleen Block-Offs, Clear Alternatives Flush Mounts, Puig Double Bubble, Mirror Blocks, Sho-gun sliders, 1/5 throttle, Hot bodies fender eliminator, Goodridge SS lines, pazzo shorties and exhuast hanger.
Sgtusmc96 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Kawasaki ZX-10R.net forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in











Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Evolution of Dance... NEK Pictures and Videos 6 05-31-2006 06:25 PM
Dance Evolution RickRoush03 Pictures and Videos 8 05-10-2006 10:59 PM
Evolution..... found some old pics.... 10 speed Pictures and Videos 0 02-22-2006 09:01 PM
VIDEO - The evolution of motorcycle racing Afterburner Pictures and Videos 5 02-19-2006 07:35 PM
Any Female ZX10 riders?? busaforhire The Out House 137 02-01-2006 06:06 PM

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome