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post #1 of 30 Old 11-29-2010, 03:31 PM Thread Starter
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Dumb Sayings at a Red Light

I am going to start with five I've personally heard, or heard from friends on a bike, the idea is things you've heard at a stoplight that where absolutely stupid.

1) I think I need more gas.- After engaging the kill switch (myself)
2) I'm way faster than you because I have a Gixxer, don't you know we win all the time? - GSX-R600 Local prior to ZX10R freeway pass (ahem rubber dusting)
3) I'm going to pink slip your bike "explitive"- Mustang GT owner with "EXHAUST" ohh scary...
4) I can beat anything off the line, so why don't we try a roll from 20? - G35 Owner to Friend w/CBR1k '08 after being dusted in 50yrds to next light.
5) Bikes are slow because they have small engines. BF to GF who had asked thru window how fast I can go after seeing me zip by.

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post #2 of 30 Old 11-29-2010, 04:52 PM
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only because i ride a V-2 Suzuki, and everyone assumes every suzuki out there is either a busa or a gixxer.

Q. "why does your gixxer/busa sound like that?"

A. "cuz it's only running on two cylinders scooter"



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And of course: "

...Your headlight is out..."

So I act all surprised and tap on the headlight in front of them and simultaneously hit the high-beams.


"...Oh, thanks!..."






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And of course: "

...Your headlight is out..."

So I act all surprised and tap on the headlight in front of them and simultaneously hit the high-beams.


"...Oh, thanks!..."




Ya I get that all the time just tell them ya I no I don't have money for new bulb right now, or hit high beams and say sorry I forgot to hit both light switches.


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About 6 months ago a guy comes flying by me on a very expensive exotic car on the street then we meet at the next stop light and after that is entrances to the HWY....he says something to the tune lets run. I said how much of a head-start do you want .....he then backs down and says he owns a bike like mine they are fast
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DO A WHEELIE!!!! i actually get tired of hearing that shit sometimes!!! but the headlight one is a classic Sebastian...heard that one a million times!! those 2 and of course the "how fast will that thing go?"

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DO A WHEELIE!!!! i actually get tired of hearing that shit sometimes!!! but the headlight one is a classic Sebastian...heard that one a million times!! those 2 and of course the "how fast will that thing go?"
I usually answer with: Ehh, about a hundred.......in first.


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DO A WHEELIE!!!! i actually get tired of hearing that shit sometimes!!! but the headlight one is a classic Sebastian...heard that one a million times!! those 2 and of course the "how fast will that thing go?"
A guy in an F250 with 3 people in the front seat and none in the back kept motioning for me to do a wheelie while we were on a smaller highway. Then he pulled up next to me at a stop light and shouted to me to do a wheelie, I shouted back saying "You first!"

I'm pretty sure he flicked me off as I took off like a bat outta hell!

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I always wear earplugs when I ride and really don't hear what they are trying to say so when someone tries to talk to me at a light or gas station I just stare at them with the visor down the whole time, even if they stop talking. You get some unique reactions to that one (especially at those long red lights).
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"Do a wheelie" always pisses me off. Sure, your wish is my command douche bag. Now that I'm stretched 8" and lowered 2" it just makes me shake my head at them. Freakin idiots
Let's not forget the rednecks in pickup yellin " how much that cost?". My reply is always " more than you can afford" followed by WOT.

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