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post #1 of 7 Old 06-25-2006, 09:41 PM Thread Starter
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Two men were driving through North Carolina when they got pulled over by a
State Trooper.
> The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
> The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the
head with his nightstick.
> "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
> "You're in North Carolina, son," the trooper answered.
> "When we pull you over in North Carolina, you better have your license
ready by the time we get to your car."
> "I'm sorry, officer, "the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't
know your laws here."
> The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the
guy his license back.
> The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
> The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him
on the head with the nightstick.
> "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
> "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
> "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
> "Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the
road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say,
> 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"
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and I'm from NY...................... That funny shit.

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