Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Corpus Christi, Texas
Blonde's Year in Review
A BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW:
January - Took scarf back to store...too tight!
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...Helllooo.. bottles won't fit in the typewriter.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw in 6 months...said 2-4 years on the box.
April - Trapped on escalator for hours during a power outage.
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions, 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June - Tried to go water skiing, couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke race...found out later other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm! Car swamped because the soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is a "C"... isn't it?
October - Hate M&M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 days...Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911... "duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!
WHAT A YEAR!
Some days will stay a thousand years, some pass like the flash of a spark.