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Bikers Be on the LookOUT!!!! Cop Sting Operation at a local bar

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One night, a police officer was stalking out a
particularly rowdy biker bar for possible
violations of the driving-under-the-influence
laws. At closing time, he saw one of the bikers
stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, try his
keys on five different bikes before he found his.
Then, sat on the bike fumbling around several
minutes, looking as if he might pass out right
there. Everyone left the bar and rode off.
Finally, he started his engine and began to pull
away. The police officer was waiting for him. He
stopped the biker, read him his rights and
administered the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer
demanded to know how that could be. The biker
replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
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Drunken Biker

One night, a police officer was stalking out a
particularly rowdy biker bar for possible
violations of the driving-under-the-influence
laws. At closing time, he saw one of the bikers
stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, try his
keys on five different bikes before he found his.
Then, sat on the bike fumbling around several
minutes, looking as if he might pass out right
there. Everyone left the bar and rode off.
Finally, he started his engine and began to pull
away. The police officer was waiting for him. He
stopped the biker, read him his rights and
administered the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer
demanded to know how that could be. The biker
replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

you should put that in the funny pages.
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post #3 of 12 Old 08-08-2010, 05:35 PM
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LOL Thats awesome!!!!.......................Sort of

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post #4 of 12 Old 08-08-2010, 05:39 PM
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this idea is full of WIN

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Oldie but goodie!!!
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Def Oldie but goody! def teh WIN
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pretty damn funny
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LOL Thats awesome!!!!.......................Sort of
Agreed. It's but bad.
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