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post #1 of 11 Old 12-28-2008, 12:56 AM Thread Starter
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Bar toasts

Post up your fav bar toats!

There is big ship and there is little ships but there is nothing like freindships (easy one to remember when hammered)

May your best day in your past be the worst day in your future

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother
And if you drink, may you drink with me (little hard to get right when hammered)

just saw this one
this one's for our fathers... for not pullin out.

any other good ones?


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post #2 of 11 Old 12-28-2008, 01:13 AM
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“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends!”

“Here’s to Hell! May my stay there be as much fun as my way there!”

“Here’s to the King! What King? Fuh-King!

“To women and ninjas, And the men that ride them!”
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Hereís to honor
Get on her,
Stay on her,
And if you canít cum in her,
Cum on her.
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post #4 of 11 Old 12-28-2008, 10:16 AM
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Hereís to honor
Get on her,
Stay on her,
And if you canít cum in her,
Cum on her.
good one

Rain. Whats is this Rain i keep hearing?.
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post #5 of 11 Old 12-31-2008, 01:42 PM
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Here is to the women we love, here is to the women who love us. If the women we love don't love us, fuck the women, and here's to us.
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"Here's to being single...
...seeing double...
...and sleeping triple!"
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"Heres to you and heres to me, If we ever disagree then fuck you heres to me."
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those are pretty good
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"Heres to the women well love, the women we date, the women we fuck. May they never all meet."

I never gave it to anyone that didn't deserve it...
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May you be in heaven a full half hour
before the devil knows your dead.


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