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At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of
> > it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
> >
> > Tax his land,
> > Tax his bed,
> > Tax the table
> > At which he's fed.
> >
> > Tax his tractor,
> > Tax his mule,
> > Teach him taxes
> > Are the rule.
> >
> > Tax his cow,
> > Tax his goat,
> > Tax his pants,
> > Tax his coat.
> >
> > Tax his ties,
> > Tax his shirt,
> > Tax his work,
> > Tax his dirt.
> >
> > Tax his tobacco,
> > Tax his drink,
> > Tax him if he
> > Tries to think.
> >
> > Tax his cigars,
> > Tax his beers,
> > If he cries, then
> > Tax his tears.
> >
> > Tax his car,
> > Tax his gas,
> > Find other ways
> > To tax his ass
> >
> > Tax all he has
> > Then let him know
> > That you won't be done
> > Till he has no dough.
> >
> > When he screams and hollers,
> > Then tax him some more,
> > Tax him till
> > He's good and sore.
> >
> > Then tax his coffin,
> > Tax his grave,
> > Tax the sod in
> > Which he's laid.
> >
> > Put these words
> > upon his tomb,
> > "Taxes drove me
> > to my doom..."
> >
> > When he's gone,
> > Do not relax,
> > Its time to apply
> > The inheritance tax.
> >
> > Accounts Receivable Tax
> > Building Permit Tax
> > CDL license Tax
> > Cigarette Tax
> > Corporate Income Tax
> > Dog License Tax
> > Estate Tax (don't believe for a minute that double taxation doesn't
> > exist!)
> > Federal Income Tax
> > Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> > Fishing License Tax
> > Food License Tax,
> > Fuel permit tax
> > Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
> > Hunting License Tax
> > Inheritance Tax
> > Interest expense
> > Inventory tax
> > IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
> > Liquor Tax
> > Luxury Taxes
> > Marriage License Tax
> > Medicare Tax
> > Property Tax
> > Real Estate Tax
> > Service charge taxes
> > Social Security Tax
> > Road usage taxes
> > Sales Tax
> > Recreational Vehicle Tax
> > School Tax
> > State Income Tax
> > State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> > Telephone federal excise tax
> > Telephone federal universal service fee tax
> > Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
> > Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
> > Telephone recurring and no n-recurring charges tax
> > Telephone state and local tax
> > Telephone usage charge tax
> > Utility Taxes
> > Vehicle License Registration Tax
> > Vehicle Sales Tax
> > Watercraft registration Tax
> > Well Permit Tax
> > Workers Compensation Tax
> >
> > COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years
> > ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
> > We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle
> > class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
> > What happened?
> >
> > And I still have to "press 1" for English
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Even reaing all that is taxing!
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