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A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A
blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a
seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have
lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but
this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece
looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then
took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a
710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."


























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post #2 of 8 Old 09-23-2005, 06:02 PM
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What's so funny? All of my cars have had 710's on them.

I've got something to say...It's better to burn up, than to fade away!

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havent heard that one.
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Maybe we need a thread titled "Blonde Jokes".

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When they're that dumb, they can't give a useful description to the police.

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