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***AND THE WINNER IS...*** *Contest* ColorRite

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Our generous sponsor from ColorRite (http://www.colorrite.com/) has a special giveaway this month.

We have a aerosol set (w/base as needed) for your bike.
Not just a color "match" but the "original factory color".

How to enter: Post a funny photo or a joke.

How to Win: Winner will be chosen at random

See it here: http://www.colorrite.com/


Good Luck! :thumbsup:

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***AND THE WINNER IS...***

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A guy goes into a convenience store and asks for a Kit Kat Chunky. The clerk gives him a Kit Kat Chunky and he says "I asked for a Kit Kat you fat bitch."
 
#8 ·
It's a beautifal warm spring day and a man and his wife are at
the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and
pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He
jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet),
panting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is
obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife
tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips,
wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets
even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then
the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she
does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down.

Now try lifting your dress up your thighs... this drives the
gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his
wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage and slings her
in with the gorilla. "Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"
 
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Love Story

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her,
'What did you steal?' She replied, 'A can of peaches.'

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she

was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied 6.

The judge then said, 'I will then give you 6 days in jail.'

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up

and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, 'What is it?'

The husband said, 'She also stole a can of peas.
 
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JOKE:

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
"How about 50 dollars?" said the blonde.

The man agreed and told her the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
 
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