Wow, fuking morons just doesn't seem to cover it.
I will say this though a two wheeled gun toting dipshite with a gun and the intelligence of a brick is no match for my 2500lb sled-o-death. By the time the cops did arrive it would have looked like Saturday night at the demolition derby. Shite, I'd still be pulling flipflops and 72 tooth sprockets out of my under carriage.
And I thought all the 'ruff riders' lived in San Francisco and rode Vespas.