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Originally Posted by peterd10r View Post
No steroids or gym Glassankles either mate!if the Asian food market found out that these big bucks had muscle definition and tone naturally with so much testosterone to look after his harem they wouldn't be drinking Cobra blood!killing Tigers for their for the sex enhancement or Rhino horns!I just had a idea!!!is anyone interested in the Kangaroo testical trade?we just have run behind guys like him!grab him by his tail!flip him over and hog tie him!then slip a rubber ring around his Scrotum let him go then follow him around for a while till his balls fall off!
Job description as follows!
Run 100meters in under 10 seconds
Bench press 350 kg
Run a marathon under 3 hours
Have Kangaroo size gonads

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
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