06-21-2007, 01:52 PM
A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says 'Doctor brains, $8 a pound and another sign that says Paramedic brains, $12 a pound, Nurse brains, $30 a pound, Truck Driver brains $40 a pound, and Lawyer brains $90 a pound. So he asks the man behind the cash register, "How come the doctor brains are only worth $8, yet the lawyer brains are worth $90?" The man replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?"