Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and he’s not all that experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about... "69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries "You want... Chicken wiff broccori?"

or maybe robster craws :spit:

Hey waiter , this chicken tastes Rubbery. War fanku velly much !

Side dish of 22 to go wid the 69. Das flied lice

Ah, sound of one hand crapping!