"Sometimes you get lost, and every time that happens, the bike with the smallest tank threatens to run dry. That or the gas station that was there forever is closed for repairs. If you’re setting off on an unfamiliar route, remember to coil six feet of plastic tubing in your backpack. Then it’s easy to practice socialism by taking from he who’s got the most, to redistribute to he who has nought."
LOL That cracked me up!